It amazes me how many boys don’t wear cups in soccer. My son refused to wear his in Tae Kwon Doe until he saw someone else in his class ‘take one for the team’. Now he wears it. Maybe I should have shown them both this:

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Of course I say that knowing last night my life flashed before my eyes. During my U12 practice last night, I came up to one of our better kickers to pressure her as she turned, went to kick a long ball, and she brought her foot all the way back – like she’s supposed to. I was this close to singing soprano. All the girls busted a gut laughing. All their dad’s and the coaches were twitching on the sideline.