Over at Throughball, Josh wonders why Mark Cuban isn’t buying an MLS club when he has the billions to waste on a football team in a new league that hopes to compete with the NFL. Good luck with that!

Anyway, after commenting on how fun it would be watching Mark Cuban react to the wonderful world of soccer as we know it, he scores comedy gold:

Moreover, don’t you think the MLS be a lot more fun with Cuban around? Can you imagine his postgame outbursts after one of his players was sent off? What would he say about international soccer, FIFA, or Sepp Blatter?

Mark Cuban as an MLS owner would be just like Eric Wynalda, only slightly less drunk and with a lot more money.

I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read that. My keyboard and screen would have never been the same.