Ah children – a never ending source of free labor and entertainment…
Soccer Mom scored some tickets to a UNC Chapel Hill football game recently and took the two eldest. Soccer Dad got to stay home (don’t cry for me – the beer fridge was full, the little ones were angels, and there were better games on the big screen!)
So Eldest is taking it all in – he hadn’t been to a UNC game since he was four or five. Unbeknownst to Soccer Mom, Eldest wasn’t just watching football because on the way home, he asked her, dead serious:
Mom, why can’t we have cheerleaders at our soccer matches?
Soccer Dad fears the time for The Talk is getting closer and closer. I’m so not ready.